Tuesday, September 19, 2006
happy birthday to me
1. [ ] Your mother has short-hair, is curly, permed
2. [ ] Your dad is some sort of engineer.
3. [ ] Your parents still tried to get you into placeshalf-price saying you were 12 when you were really15.
4. [ ] You ask your parents help on one mathproblem 2 hours later they're still lecturing.
5. [ ] You have a 40 lb. bag of rice in your pantry.
6. [ ] You shop at 99 Ranch.
7. [ ] Everyone thinks you're "Chinese" no matterwhat part of Asia your ancestors were from.
8. [x] You've had a bowl haircut at one time in yourlife.
9. [x] Your parents enjoy comparing youto theirfriends' kids.
10. [ ] You've had to sit through karaoke videoswith scantily clad, ugly Asian women attempting todance and walk around a temple, forest, or library.
11. [x] Your parents say, "Don't forget yourheritage."
12. [ ] You or your parents drive mostly Japanesecars.
13. [ ] You've learned to keep bargaining even if theprices are rock bottom.
14. [x ] You've had to eat parts of animals they don'teven put in hot dogs.
15. [x ] At least once, you've started a jokewith "Confucius say...."
16. [x ] You know what bok choy is.
17. [x] You've gotten little red envelopes aroundFebruary.
18. [ ] Piles of shoes tend to make it hard to openthe front, back, and closet doors.
19. [ ] When you were little. Your parents punishyou with sticks and stuff. (cane u mean..?)
20. [x] You have no eyelashes.
21. [x] Idiot people try to impress you with patheticimitation Asian languages, like the ever-so-popular:ching chong woo bok chi, etc?
22. [x] Your parents say leaving rice in your bowlis a sin.
23. [ ]The Bio lectures on marine life (seaweed,sea cucumbers, and octopi) were last night'sdinner.
24. [ ] The adults fight for the bill when you go outfor dinner.
26. [x] You eat rice everyday almost.
27. [ ] Your parents expect you'll be best friendswith any one off the street in any given area aslong as they are Asian.
28. [x] An Asian woman comes on campus andpeople ask: "Is that your mother?" Well then, "Is ityour sister?"
29. [x] Your relatives' houses smell like incense,mothballs or both.
30. [ ] Your parents say, "Calculus? I tookCalculus in 8th grade!"
31. [ ] Everyone thinks you're good at math.
32. [x] You like to mix and match your clothes.
33. [ ] You like J-Drama / J-Movie.
34. [ ] You addicted to a J-Style.
35. [ ] Your aunts and uncles bring you backadorable clothing from Asia with fuzzy bunnies,vinyl ducks, and English words that make nosense, ingreat colors like yellow, pink, magenta, orange, andthe lime green
36.[ ] Your parents insist you marry within yourrace.
37. [x] You eat oriental food.
38. [ ] You really, reallywant to go to Japan orreally,really want to stay in Japan.
39. [ ] Your parents have never kissed you.
40. [ ] Your parents have never kissed each other.
41. [x] You learned about the AsianCulture alot.
42. [x] You own a rice cooker or two.
43. [x] People see a chinese character and askyou to translate.
44. [x] You have to call just about all your parent's friends "Auntie and Uncle."
45. [x] You have more than 12 aunts and uncles.
46. [ ] Your family owns butcher knives bigger thanyour head.
47. [x] Your family owns a tennis racket, golfclubs, orboth.
48. [ ] You get nothing if you do well in school, butcrapped on if you don't.
49. [ ] You will most likely be taller than yourparents.
50. [x] Your parents have made you play the piano,the violin, or both.
well, im finally 17 today. FINALLY. after the long wait. haha. im happy goose. (:
stop looking down
brightness will break through, and SHINE @ Tuesday, September 19, 2006
